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		<title>Sci-fi Movie Quotes Visualized</title>
		<link>http://www.visguy.com/2010/05/27/sci-fi-movie-quotes-visualized/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 May 2010 08:48:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nathan over at FlowingData has been wasting time visualizing quotes from Sci-fi flicks.
It&#8217;s not his fault. The people at Sci Fi Wire gave him the bug.
Now I&#8217;m infected.

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		<title>Harrison Clarity. Just the Videos M&#8217;am.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 14:41:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Harry Miller, video producer. The guy who filmed: five of the biggest Visio Nerds that ever lived. He&#8217;s been busy.
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		<title>Top 10 Visio Things That Have Nothing To Do With Visio</title>
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		<title>Run For Your Lives! Clippy Is Back!</title>
		<link>http://www.visguy.com/2009/07/17/run-for-your-lives-clippy-is-back/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Jul 2009 04:05:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Get Amazing Results With Hidden Function (April Fool&#8217;s)</title>
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